No doubt I am preaching to the converted here, but the stuff that is emerging about torture under the Bush regime needs some comment. First, the categorical statement by George Bush himself, while still in the job: "The United States does not torture." So, what is happening cannot be torture. It may look like torture, it may smell like torture, and I am bloody sure it feels like torture. But it cannot be torture, because the United States does not torture. It must, therefore, be something else, like "Aggressive interrogation." So that´s all right, then. Another, very different, George - Orwell - would not have been at all surprised. It is a perfect example of totalitarian reasoning. Make the word forbidden, but go on doing the thing. Open a Ministry of Fear and call it the Ministry of Love. Stuff like that. Now the unspeakable Cheney is whining that we should all tolerate whatever it is we choose to call it - I suggest torture, myself - because, he says, it works. Apparently it doesn´t even do that. It emerges that the CIA were ordered to extract confessions from Guantanamo prisoners that Al Queda was directly linked to Sadam Hussein. Even waterboarding people dozens of times failed to provide the "evidence" demanded by Head Office. I could go on, but what´s the bleeding point. The sun is shining and I will be better off taking the dogs out.